So I left the house as per normal on my way to work, but horror of horrors I nearly didn't make it down the path, right in front of me was a worm!!! I started to hyperventilate, but managed to make it down the path by singing "There's a worm at the bottom of the garden, and I have a phobis of them." Phew, managed to get through that little drama in one piece....seriously if I'd have fainted I don't know if I would've had time to pull down my top!
So mananged to make it to the train station BUT a fly landed on my bag, dear God I almost screamed. I had to sing "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, and I have a phobia of them" to calm myself down. Fortunately the train arrived and I jumped on as quick as I could. After such a stressful morning I thought once I'd almost arrived at work I'd be pretty safe, but no. There in the middle of the road was a DIGGER!! With wheels and everything. That totally topped my bad morning off and I fainted on the spot (remembering obviously to pull my top down!)
Ah well Gillian, at least in a week it'll all be over and you'll get your book deal or newspapaer deal "My jungle hell" and at least your antics are providing AntNDec with some classic lines (those to really should be Sir AntNDec!!!)